9月27日
Darcy is:
Laughing her ass off reading back on her status updates...
Yesterday
Darcy is in love with Constance Fluffypants!
Darcy is going to hide under the bed!
September 25
Darcy is feeling spastic :(.
Darcy is going to investigate fish a bit more, but now thinks she will probably still get one...
Darcy is probably not going to buy a fishy after work...
Darcy is going to buy a FISHY after work! YAY ME!
September 24
Darcy is considering medication by Peanut Butter M&M in order to now deal with what is BEYOND RIDICULOUS!
Darcy is considering the advantages of becoming an alcoholic to deal with days like today...
Darcy is a firefighter...
September 22
Darcy is happy she saw a BIG, FAT rainbow today!
September 21
Darcy is licking peanut butter out of a packet in an effort to stay awake... ;).
Darcy is wanting a snuggle!
September 19
Darcy is a menace... to herself!... and in need of constant supervision!
Darcy is pretty sure being attacked by the trunk of a rental car is not her idea of fun!
Darcy is wondering if the giant hard bump on her arm is actually a broken bone... OweEEE!
September 18
Darcy is thinking that as long as she can get through the door, she doesn't care about a pile of garbage.. I mean recycling ;).
September 17
Darcy is mourning 'bunnyshirt' :(.
Darcy is wishing her tummy would get a freakin grip!
September 14
Darcy is completely in love and glad that she has someone to go with her and get lost in fields of clover...
Darcy is haaavin a paaaarty!
September 13
Darcy is astounded by the amount of unreasonablness that exists in our society! ASTOUNDED!
September 12
Darcy is unimpressed that people are being rude...AND she had to stick her hand in the tank of the toilet inorder to flush it :(.
Darcy is going to stick it out... even tho it might kill her... KILL!
September 11
Darcy is glad her friends believe she has magic powers!
Darcy is wishing the building hadn't turned the water off... this sort of precludes using the loo :(.
September 10
Darcy is full of egg salad and in her jammies...
Darcy is really hoping that there isn't anyone missing from home when she gets there!!!
Darcy is wondering if any of her friends want to help her on her project...
September 9
Darcy is pretty sure that $37.50 is pretty petty and if one wants to be petty, they should LOOK OUT!
Darcy is wondering why she has a headache.... thanks entire bottle of wine!! Bubble Tea, here I come :).
September 8
Darcy is drinking wine, lusting after bubble tea and watching UFC.
September 7
Darcy is concerned that people are expecting cookies and in their place will be getting... not cookies... :S.
September 6
Darcy is wondering why all her habits must be expensive! Lulu, BBW, oysters! DAMMIT!
September 4
Darcy is no longer feeling THAT homicidal...
Darcy is feeling homicidal!
Darcy is oh so very very sleepy!
September 3
September 1
Darcy is going to add the rest of the pics later... she's off for steamed pork buns now... :).
August 30
Darcy is really happy for K'Pilla and EG!!!
August 29
Darcy is planning on referring to herself as 'modern asian' from now on :P.
Darcy is convinced that ill-fitting clothes are the downfall of women's self esteem!!
August 27
Darcy is happy she ran 4km instead of taking a nap... good girl!
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